This was originally written during the course of "Raid of Mizuno's HQ," and it has absolutely no effect on the actual storyline of The Gammaverse. Essentially, this is a stand-alone piece, althought knowledge of the Gammaverse will help in understanding. |
Junk Yard Demon: |
Our story continues!!! |
Gemini6Ice: |
Baka! It's not continuing; this is a stand-alone! Well, sort of... |
Nephrite: |
And now our story starts... |
Gemini: |
What to do? What to do?!? Xplo still has his graser aimed at my e-mail system in Boston, Massachusetts! |
Zoicite: |
I think they know what state Boston is in, Gemini-sama. |
Gemini: |
The demons? |
Zoicite: |
Oh. I meant the Indiana SMML. But good point... |
Gemini: |
Are they spying on us again? |
Zoicite: |
But I do believe the Amazon trio is logging this scenerio and forwarding it to the ML. |
Gemini: |
And on what grounds do you base that assumption? |
Ranma: |
The Cursed Training Grounds! |
Gemini: |
Go away! |
| (Gemini6Ice throws Ranma [male version] down the garbage chute.) |
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Zoicite: |
They made me say it! See! They're writing this whole thing!! |
Gemini: |
Baka Zoicite-kun.... And how would they manage to send it to the Indiana SMML without anyone knowing and getting suspicious? |
Zoicite: |
They will fraud your e-mail address!! |
Gemini: |
(Under his breath) Whose program will malfunction next? (Aloud) Well, as I was saying, how can I keep the graser from hitting my e-mail system... When Ami-chan left she disabled the reflector shields... |
JYD: |
But, Gemini-sama, when you got your e-mail system back-- |
| (Gemini6Ice quickly blasts the JYD with a photon torpedo.) |
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Gemini: |
Oops. Sorry, I'm very clumsy... (Aside) Whew! He almost gave away the ending to my mini-saga! |
| (Communicator beeps on.) |
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Nephrite: |
(Speaking from the communicator) Gemini-sama! Help!! They're
all over me!!! |
Gemini: |
(Speaking into the communicator) What are? |
Nephrite: |
Thousands of Chibi-Usa!! Heellppp!!! |
Thousands of Chibi-Usa: |
We're Rini! We're not Chibi-Usa! |
Gemini: |
Dub characters! Oh no! That explains Ranma! |
| (Ranma [male version] and Ranma [female version] run past the
doorway, making out.) |
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Gemini: |
Somebody's been using the holodome! |
| (Serena pops into the room.) |
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Serena: |
Gemini! |
| (Serena starts throwing tissue paper at Gemini6Ice.) |
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Gemini: |
Who did this?!? |
Zoicite: |
Let's investigate! |
Gemini: |
Right! Moon Crisis Power, Make-up!! |
Zoicite: |
What are you doing?!? |
Gemini: |
Don't look! (Turns into Sailormoon.) |
Gemini: |
Oops! Wrong command! I've just pulled a Taiki! |
Serena: |
Taiki! Taiki! Taiki!! Sailor Moon says: TAIKI! TAIKI! TAIKI!! Teeheehee!! |
Sailor Moon: |
(He looks down at his fuku.) Bug out! (Turns into a bug.) |
| (Rini run sinto the room and Serena screams.) |
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Rini: |
POPTART! POPTART! POPTART!! |
Serena: |
TAIKI! TAIKI! TAIKI!! Brat Munchkin! (Flings Rini across the room into Gemini's computer's hard drive.) |
| (Hundred of wires come out, and Rini explodes into little fried
demon-child peices.) |
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Serena: |
TAIKI! |
Chibi chibi: |
Taiki? |
Serena: |
Chibi? |
Chibi chibi: |
Taiki! Taiki! Taiki!! |
Serena: |
Chibi? Chibi. Chibi! |
Bug: |
Bug back! (Turns back into Gemini6Ice.) |
Gemini: |
My hard drive! Someone is going to pay for this!! |
(Gemini6Ice storms out of the room, followed by Zoicite.) |
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Zoicite: |
Calm down, Gemini-sama! |
Gemini: |
Why should I? Heads will roll!! |
| (Several "Luna P"s roll down the hallway.) |
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Gemini: |
And I'm sick of all these puns!! |
| (Several "Ann"s with puncils go down the hallway, attempting to poke each other's eyes out with puncils.) | |
Zoicite: |
It must be the work of one of the stupid Junk Yard Demons! |
| (700 Junk Yard Demons start coming down the hallway toward the pair.) | |
JYD General: |
Get them!! Commander Anderson says to!!! |
Gemini: |
Run!! |
| (Zoicite fires several balls of fire, killing off 200 JYDs.) |
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Zoicite: |
I'm not too familiar with dub names... Anderson... (Running) Fill me in? |
Zoicite: |
(Running) I think... yes... it was... discussed on the ML once... Amy Anderson, dub.. (Takes a moment to pant.) version of... Mizuno Ami... |
Zoicite: |
How did she get control of an army of JYDs... |
Gemini: |
Someone must have created her using the schematics from the faulty Ami, then she created an army for herself... The
diabolical mind of a genius in a blue fuku... |
| (Guy dressed in a tuxedo is standing on the side of the hall.) |
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Guy in tuxedo: |
(Singing) Genius in a blue fuku... blue fuku... |
| (Gemini6Ice and Zoicite dart past him, and the JYDs trample him.) | |
Zoicite: |
How can we win when we don't know how many people are being created in the holodome right now? |
Gemini: |
Well.... (Pants again.) If they created an extra holodome with the
holodome who knows how many there could be? And why aren't you panting? |
Zoicite: |
How many of what? Creatures or holodomes? Also, I don't have to breathe. I mean, duh! |
Gemini: |
Don't get insolent with me! Both! |
| (The ceiling above them buckles and falls, leaving our heroes trapped between death and a hard place.) |
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JYD General: |
Now we've got you cornered! |
| (As the dust clears, Buffy the Vampire Slayer stands, weilding an axe.) |
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Buffy: |
Sorry... But you demons just ruined my day! |
Zoicite: |
She's only wearing a bikini! Did you program this, Gemini-sama?!? |
Gemini: |
Ummm... Ehrm... (Clears throat loudly.) Of course not... (Sweatdrops form.) |
Buffy: |
Time to die! |
JYD General: |
Get her! |
| (Buffy quickly slays the remaining 500 JYDs.) | |
Buffy: |
Heya... Gemini... |
Gemini: |
Ummm... Ehrm, ahhh... |
Zoicite: |
Gemini-sama! I knew it! You did program her! |
Gemini: |
Yes, but she wasn't meant to be brought to life! She was a holodome-ONLY program... For... (More sweatdrops form.) Well, for tactical... fighting practice... |
Zoicite: |
Then why is she wearing this skimpy bikini?!? |
| (Zoycite appears from the mop closet.) |
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Zoycite: |
Impersonator!! |
Zoicite: |
Ahhh! A dub version of me!! I'm a she!! Disgusting!! (He kills Zoycite.) |
Gemini: |
Why don't you ask her? |
Zoicite: |
Why are wearing that? |
Buffy: |
Well... I was swimming... Yeah. |
Zoicite: |
Yeah, sure. Swimming with whom? |
Buffy: |
That cute guy Darien! Ooohh... He has the most beautiful eyes! |
Gemini: |
A dub Mamorou! This is worse than I thought!! Where is the pool? |
Buffy: |
In Sunnydale! |
| (Commander Amy Anderson appears in the middle of the hallway.) |
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Commander Amy Anderson: |
You dare to destroy my army!?! |
Serena: |
(Voice coming from nowhere) What will happen? You stay right there! |
Buffy: |
Care to dance with me, Gemini?!? |
Gemini: |
Of course. |
| (Gemini6Ice and Buffy the Vampire Slayer begin a fancy waltz.) |
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Zoicite: |
We have an emergency on hand, Gemini-sama; can't it wait? |
| (Lita appears from down the hall, followed by Raye, Mina, Serena, and another Amy, as well as Luna, Artemis, Ann, Alan, Molly, and Melvin.) |
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Lita: |
I'm a cook! |
Raye: |
Evil demon!! (Slaps a peice of paper with "weird GANG writing" onto Gemini6Ice's forehead.) I shall punish you! Mars, Crystal, Power!! (Turns into Sailor Mars as another Raye comes down the hall.) |
Sailor Mars: |
Mars, Fireballs, charge!! (Shoots fireballs at the other Raye.) |
Gemini: |
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!! (Passes out from the spirit ward.) |
Buffy: |
You killed my boy-- |
| (Everyone stares at Buffy and she pauses for a moment.) | |
Buffy: |
--ish, immature creator!! |
Zoicite: |
(Looking uncertain) Sure.... |
| (Gemini6Ice's spirit continues to float overhead.) | |
Gemini: |
Can't you hear me?!? This is really an out-of body experience! |
Mechanic: |
Did somebody say auto body? |
Gemini: |
You can hear me? |
Mechanic: |
Yep, I'm dead too! |
Gemini: |
I'm dead?!? |
Serena: |
Taiki! Moon, Star, Power!!! (Turns into Sailor Moon.) |
Sailor Moon: |
Remember, hire a mechanic to fix your mom's car, kiddies! NEVER try to fix one yourself... You might even get a time-out for
it! |
Raye: |
(Screams.) |
Sailor Mars: |
Hey, nice (Scream), Raye! |
Raye: |
(Thanks, Sailor Mars! You're my hero!) |
Sailor Mars: |
Really? |
Raye: |
(Yep!) |
Sailor Moon: |
Sailor Moon says: Teeheehee!! |
| (Gemini6Ice wakes up in bed, breathing heavily.) | |
Gemini: |
What a nightmare! (His forehead is covered with sweat.) |
Serena: |
Taiki!! (Jumps on Gemini's bed and starts hugging him.) |
Gemini: |
No! I'm not Taiki!! Stop that!! Get off me!! |
Buffy: |
Stay away from my boyfriend!! |
Gemini: |
I never programmed you!! You were in my dream!! |
Zoicite: |
While you were sleeping, the Amazon trio stole your soul mirror, and pulled your dream characters out of it. I'm sorry,
Gemini-sama... |
Bo-chan: |
(Snickers.) Hahahaha! (Adopts a big, evil grin.) As soon as I finish this fanfic, I can forever ruin Gemini's name by adding a little lemon at the end! |
Xplo: |
Oh, really? (Points graser at Bo-chan's house and fires it, destroying Bo-chan and the computer.) |
Bo-chan: |
Ah-yee!!! |
| (Gemini6Ice sits up in bed, apparently waking up again.) | |
Gemini: |
Whoa, that was a weird dream! Bo-chan was writing a fanfic about me! |
Serena: |
Taiki!! (Hugs Gemini6Ice again.) |
Gemini: |
When will it end!?! (Begins a never-ending scream.) |
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